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Did you know... 

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  • …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
  • ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
  • ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
  • ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
  • ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
  • ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
  • ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?

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 Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

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