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A downloadable game for Windows

Horses Are Now Obsolete


Arrow keys or WASD and Space

By Darth Icky and Darth Mario

~ Peace for every Beast of Burden ~

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(20 total ratings)
AuthorsDOMINO CLUB, Coleo_Kin
GenreAction
Made withMultimedia Fusion
TagsErotic, jank, Medieval, Short, Singleplayer
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard

Download

Download
game.zip 45 MB

Install instructions

Unzip and run the EXE... you trust me, right?

Comments

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would love to play if this is ever released for mac

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Love it with all of my tiny heart. What's the credits theme?

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https://tysegall.bandcamp.com/track/what-can-we-do

Thanks!

This is the Pentiment of video games.

very fun and funny but i also need durum now thanks

pog

MASTERFUL

Love is possible... NOW!

very glorious trainwrecks

what if qwop was sexy and good... durum...

Absolutely exquisite

ASSUME! THE! POSITION!

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what a goddamn delight start to finish

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a lot of these games here have erotic themes and I support

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durum mentioned

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finally, those smug horse bastards have had it easy for TOO long