Being a girl ain't easy. Although it's normalized to beautify ourselves in every single way with contouring, flattering-for-your-figure clothes, and zuzzy hair styles, sometimes the effort of 'putting your face on' every day can be exhausting. Sometimes, us girly girls just want to wake up one morning looking perfect and plump– without our 14 step skincare routine. If my man can wash his face with bar soap every 3-5 business days and look more beautious than me, I want whatever deal with the Devil he signed! While we may complain about the work involved to be glamorous, it's still completely irresistible.
We love being girly. Our pink and glittery essence is what makes us get up in the morning to sparkle up the room and dazzle every onlooker. This ol' bag of bones may not look like sleeping beauty when the alarm goes off every morning, but we know how to transform and metamorphosize into the most glorious of females, shining brighter than the sun with each stilletoed step. So buck up ladies, we've got a busy day ahead of being man-eaters. Call up your besties, throw on your sassiest shades, and head to the mall to buy some makeup you don't need. You earned it with that outfit.
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