Synopsis
Murder was just the beginning.
Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot's Egyptian vacation aboard a glamorous river steamer turns into a terrifying search for a murderer when a picture-perfect couple's idyllic honeymoon is tragically cut short.
Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot's Egyptian vacation aboard a glamorous river steamer turns into a terrifying search for a murderer when a picture-perfect couple's idyllic honeymoon is tragically cut short.
Kenneth Branagh Tom Bateman Annette Bening Russell Brand Ali Fazal Dawn French Gal Gadot Armie Hammer Rose Leslie Emma Mackey Sophie Okonedo Jennifer Saunders Letitia Wright Michael Rouse Alaa Safi Orlando Seale Charlie Anson Danny Hughes Sam James Page James Schofield George Jaques Jonah Rzeskiewicz Eleanor de Rohan Susannah Fielding Adam Garcia Rick Warden Noel White Edward Riches Dan Ellis Show All…
Mike Stallion Dominic Masters Richard Hardy Katrina Mackay Steven Lawrence Celene McDowell Stephen Swain Alice Biddle
Jamie Hearing Jon Bowen Scott Balkcom Jacinthe Côté Annie Cliche Mathieu Raynault Sunil Kamath Claudia Dehmel Ketan Karekar Owen McGonigle David Moreno Hernandez George Murphy Daniel Hazeltine
Leo Woodruff Dom Dumaresq Reg Wayment Arran Topham Shane Steyn Nora Henderson Elmo Walker Christina Petrou Joel Conlan Jack Jagodka Luke Gomes Christoph Cordell Neil Chapelhow Kye Mckee Chris Waite Josh Dyer Emma Britton Peter Syckelmoore Sam Stefan Renars Latkovskis James Embree Jamie Stanley Tom Boney Caroline Simonnet Laura Swift Tim Davies Dacio Caballero Jon Slayer James O'Donnell Freddie Mason Liam Coote Matt Crook Lucy Allen
Jed Loughran James Mather Kevin Penney Gilbert Lake Mike Dowson David Mackie Rowan Watson Colin Nicolson
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“Simple, you’ll grow a mustache.”
There’s no way anything else this year tops this movie’s dead-serious mustache origin story prologue.
Every piece of dialogue that comes out of Gal Gadot's mouth sounds like she's trying to promote an ad for a Superbowl commercial
*I'm talking about her line delivery, not her accent
There are not one, but TWO scenes of straight couples simulating doggy style fucking in this movie.
Kenneth branagh: [jolts awake in a cold sweat at 3am] but how did poirot get his moustache?
this film opens with a black-and-white cold open origin story for poirot's mustache. i wish the entire movie had that kind of demented energy, but sadly it's mostly just very boring. the first death doesn't even happen until more than halfway through, and up to that point it's just a litany of actors both great (annette bening, christ) and terrible (gadot and hammer, truly the first couple of bad acting) giving unbelievably bad performances. the film almost picks up once poirot is doing his investigation thing, if only because it's hard to screw up that propulsive agatha christie storytelling. but unlike orient express, which comes with one of mystery writing's most entertaining twist endings free of charge, death on the…