DRINKING BUDDIES

Well, that was a solid no to our advances. But where'd an African girl ever learn about snowballs' chances in hell?

We started this website to explore pulp and post-pulp art and fiction, and related themes in movies, culture, and life. In regard to the fiction, over time we’ve found ourselves drawn to specific subject matter: hurricanes and floods, the French Riviera, Florida, 1950s sexual mores, carnivals and circuses, and tales set in what we consider to be exotic locales. The latter leads inevitably to colonialist fiction, which is typically set in places like Malaysia, India, the Caribbean, the South Seas, and various locales within Africa. Continuing to pursue this interest has brought us today to Gerald Hanley’s Drinkers of Darkness, originally published in 1955, with this Pyramid edition arriving in 1956 fronted by unusually beautiful George Ziel cover art.

Hanley was an old hand in Africa, spending many years there as farmer, soldier, and war correspondent. In Drinkers of Darkness he weaves a story set in the fictional East African plantation district of Mambango circa 1935, where British colonials decide to break up the monotony with a genuine Christmas party. The book tracks events leading up to this party, including a general strike, a ruinous affair, and a fatal stabbing. The New York Times said about the book that, “the scene and the villain is Africa, dark, lush and virulent.” It’s always Africa as a psychic or mystical manifestation that these colonialist authors go to, so we’ve already been where Drinkers of Darkness leads. Many times. Or have we?

In a conversation about converting Africans to Christianity one of Hanley’s minor characters says: “It is a white man’s religion and cannot be understood by blacks. They pick the worst parts of it and use them to argue with us. But there are some parts of it which are meant for blacks and they should be taught those parts only. To hew wood and to bring water is the true work of the blacks.”

So, you have someone saying, in essence: “We can’t live up to Christianity and still be colonizers, so we should ignore it.” It may seem bold to have this person (especially since he isn’t a villain) state that faith should be secondary to profit, but observant folk who care to look at history would conclude that this has always been the case. Hanley is merely writing the truth. He frames colonialism as it was, not as a paean for a vanishing age. He writes brilliantly and with deep emotion about his colonials and their ultimately doomed (and symbolic) Christmas party, while in the background portraying colonialism as intellectually hollow.

The thing about colonialist novels is that they’re nearly always pro-occupation. The protagonists will be pragmatic but paternal. Their attitudes tend to be: “We colonials aren’t perfect, but where would the ________ (fill in the blank) be without us?” The obvious answer—able to determine their own destiny—is always glossed over. There are no acceptable excuses for standing in the way of freedom, but apologist authors float them by the raftload. Hanley is a bit different. He’s an unsentimental writer. He doesn’t apologize or propagandize, and he gets at themes most other writers don’t go near. Drinkers of Darkness is good anyway, but it’s especially worth a read for its illuminating approach to the subject matter.

So cuuute! I'm still going to confit your legs and eat them crispy with an orange glaze, but you're so adorable!

Kathleen Hughes has a tender moment with one of tenderest and juiciest avians on the planet in this photo from 1952. The duck, if you can believe Hollywood publicity—and why wouldn’t you?—actually belonged to her, so she didn’t actually confit its legs. Instead, she used its eggs to wash her hair, giving it unparalleled body and shine. Hughes, who you may remember from such films as It Came from Outer Space and Cult of the Cobra, appeared in more than one photo with the duck, as you see below. We can understand her attachment. PSGP also has a thing about ducks. Or more accurately, he has a thing about duck—because he loves to eat it. He’s considered eccentric about it. He constantly refers “my ducks,” by which he means the duck breasts he keeps in his freezer. Invite him somewhere and he’ll say, “Naw, one of my ducks is thawing for dinner.” Just another glimpse inside the dream factory that is Pulp Intl. You can see more of Hughes here.

Man Junior was small in size but large in satisfaction.

Above: scans from an issue of Australia’s Man Junior published this month in 1961. Launched in 1937, it’s smaller than its parent publication Man, but has the same number of pages and the same type of enjoyable content. The size is convenient, because while every page we share of Man has to be scanned in two halves and joined digitally, Man Junior is just the right size for each page to scan in one easy swipe. We’d probably even pay extra for that level of saved time. Man Junior was bad about artist credits, but there’s a cartoon signed by the notable Bill Wenzel. Some of the interior art is probably by Jack Waugh and Phil Belbin, but we’ll never know for sure. Man Junior will return.

The line between human and animal gets a little blurry in Terror Is a Man.

Terror Is a Man, which premiered in the U.S. today in 1959, was at the vanguard of the many grindhouse movies that would be shot in the Philippines (our former Asian headquarters), a wave that would crest during the mid-1970s with so many bad (but occasionally bad-good) features. It’s about a sailor who survives the explosion of his ship and washes up on an isolated Pacific island named Isla de Sangre—uh oh! Living there is a doctor who’s secretly experimenting with man-animal hybrids. If this rings a bell, yes, it was inspired by H.G. Wells’ novel The Island of Doctor Moreau, but it was shot cheapo style, like so many old movies made in the Philippines. However, cheap doesn’t always mean incompetent. Francis Lederer, Greta Thyssen, and Richard Derr are just-this-side-of adequate actors for a b-feature, and the film looks good, with decent sets and exteriors, nice lighting, good weather effects, and even real night-for-night shooting.

When Derr, the stranded sailor, takes a liking to the doctor’s wife Thyssen, she confesses that she wants to leave the island on the next supply boat. He offers to help, as well as provide, er, corporeal comfort. It’s rather funny how he edges his way into her personal space over a couple of days, like, “I’ll just innocently lie uninvited on this beach towel with you.” Meanwhile he learns more about the doctor’s experimentation—especially his creation the terrible Panther Man—and decides it goes against the laws of man, nature, ethics, good sense, gentlemanly conduct, and so forth. You know this abominable situation cannot stand. Will the doctor’s life work be ruined at the hands of Derr, the claws of the Panther Man, or some other calamity? We can’t say Terror Is a Man is good, but apart from a couple of unconvincing efx it’s well made, so we have to recommend it to vintage sci-fi/horror buffs—at least for late screenings with friends. And drinks. And sundry. Enjoy.

The new mini-guillotine! Now you can rid your society of elite parasites with ease.

Enact long overdue societal change with ease using the Le baiser à la veuve, or “Kiss to the Widow,” mini-guillotine! Small enough for a single revolutionary to operate! Spring action to ensure single stroke decapitation! Comes with wicker head catching basket! Includes blade oil and super-soft buffing shammy to keep the business end of your guillotine glowing! Join the fun and kiss your bourgeoisie goodbye!

In truth it'll be an excellent time, but she doesn't want to oversell it.

We like to imagine that this photo showing Swedish actress Ingrid Goude was made during her wedding week, what with the odd pose and the floating waterfowl. It just has that look to us. Goude did actually have a lot of practice with weddings—she walked down the aisle three times. Mixed in were appearances as an extra in movies like The Tattered Dress and The Big Beat, and more substantial roles in Wild Heritage and Once Upon a Horse… There’s no date on this shot, but it’s probably from between 1957 and 1960, when her film career was most active.

She'll be smarter next time and ask for flowers.

Edna Sherry’s 1959 crime novel She Asked for Murder, originally published a year earlier as Tears for Jessie Hewitt, has rear cover text that gives away the show. We had no idea about that until the book arrived and we looked at it more carefully. We simply liked the cover (obviously Robert McGinnis, and a nice example) and could see that the genre was a fit for us. But okay, Dell Publications flubbed their editorial responsibilities. Let’s talk about the book anyway.

It follows the criminal activities of a thief, killer, and narcissist named Victor Clyde who, looking to throw off cops searching for a lone man, gives unsuspecting young Jessie Hewitt a ride crosscountry so they’ll appear to be a couple. By the end of the journey she’s grown so attached to Victor and so fearful he’ll leave her that he’s able to convert her to a life of crime. This toxic emotional bond is the beginning of Jessie’s downward spiral, as love mixes inextricably with fear of abandonment in Jessie’s scattered mind.

The book has a characteristic we enjoy, which is that of a criminal who thinks he’s smart but really isn’t. Because the early chapters are told mainly from Victor’s point of view, you have no evidence that he isn’t as brilliant as he describes himself. When other characters are folded into the story you see him for who he really is—a walking study for the Dunning–Kruger effect. Ultimately, he can’t even outsmart a child (but we bet he could outsmart a Dell editor). Since you can’t avoid seeing the rear anyway if you buy the book, it appears below.

Curse you, implacable uncaring sky! You win again, but I shall best you one day!

Surprisingly, the Robert Maguire cover art you see here is meant to be literal—Steve Frazee’s novel The Sky Block is actually about someone trying to best the sky. It’s a sort of Cold War sci-fi novel the crux of which is weather control by a hostile power. Any chemtrail people out there should love it. It was published in 1953 originally, with this Lion Books paperback arriving a year later. Check the website Mysteryfile here for a few plot specifics.

Nobody does it better than Bond.

The James Bond adventure Thunderball was British produced but was first seen by the public in Japan today in 1965. Its promotional art included the tateken sized promo you see above, plus the two pieces below. It was the fourth Bond movie, and follows Ian Fleming’s novel closely due to the screenplay coming first. Sean Connery gives the role of James Bond his usual combination of panache and brute physicality, and with co-stars that include Claudine Auger, Martine Beswick, and Luciana Paluzzi the distaff side of the ledger is more than balanced. We checked several rankings and Thunderball generally sits in the top tier—six of twenty-seven on Rotten Tomatoes, seven of twenty-five on Chicago Film Scene, ditto at Esquire, and five of twenty-five at Entertainment Weekly. We’d rank it a little lower (how is it better than Live and Let Die?) but it’s fun, fast, and rewatchable every several years. If you haven’t seen it in years maybe now is the time.

She made landfall in Italy today in 1951—we think.

We have a couple more pieces by Averado Ciriello, aka Aller today. He painted both of these for Tifone sulla Malesia, which was the retitled version of the Dorothy Lamour/Robert Preston adventure Typhoon. This is Ciriello at his best. As you know, we like to feature movie promos on their premiere dates, but for reasons we haven’t figured out yet Italian premiere dates are often unknown. It isn’t because of World War II. Premiere dates throughout the fifties, sixties, and even seventies are difficult to find. However, we ran across an Italian ad page with a date that said the film opened Friday, December 8, but had no year. Friday, December 8 gives the movie possible premieres in 1951, 1962, and beyond. We think ’62 is late for a ’40s picture, so we’re eliminating that year and going with 1951. You can see a Lamour promo image from Typhoon here.

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1944—Bandleader Glenn Miller Disappears

World famous big band leader Glenn Miller, who was flying from England to Paris in a small plane, disappears over the English Channel. One theory holds that his plane was knocked down by bombs jettisoned from bombers passing high above after an aborted raid on Germany, but no cause of his disappearance is officially listed, and no trace of Miller, the crew, or the plane is ever found.

1973—Getty Heir Found Alive

John Paul Getty III, grandson of American billionaire J. Paul Getty, is found alive near Naples, Italy, after being kidnapped by an Italian gang on July 10, 1973. The gang members had cut off his ear and mailed it to Getty III, but he otherwise is in good health.

1911—Team Reaches South Pole

Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen, along with his team Olav Bjaaland, Helmer Hanssen, Sverre Hassel, and Oscar Wisting, becomes the first person to reach the South Pole. After a celebrated career, Amundsen eventually disappears in 1928 while returning from a search and rescue flight at the North Pole. His body is never found.

1944—Velez Commits Suicide

Mexican actress Lupe Velez, who was considered one of the great beauties of her day, commits suicide by taking an overdose of sleeping pills. In her note, Velez says she did it to avoid bringing shame on her unborn child by giving birth to him out of wedlock, but many Hollywood historians believe bipolar disorder was the actual cause. The event inspired a 1965 Andy Warhol film entitled Lupe.

1958—Gordo the Monkey Lost After Space Flight

After a fifteen minute flight into space on a Jupiter AM-13 rocket, a monkey named Gordo splashes down in the South Pacific but is lost after his capsule sinks. The incident sparks angry protests from the American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, but NASA says animals are needed for such tests.

1968—Tallulah Bankhead Dies

American actress, talk show host, and party girl Tallulah Bankhead, who was fond of turning cartwheels in a dress without underwear and once made an entrance to a party without a stitch of clothing on, dies in St. Luke’s Hospital in New York City of double pneumonia complicated by emphysema.

Italian artist Benedetto Caroselli illustrated this set of predominantly yellow covers for Editrice Romana Periodici's crime series I Narratori Americani del Brivido.
The cover of Paul Connolly's So Fair, So Evil features amusing art of a man who's baffled and will probably always be that way.
Cover art by the great Sandro Symeoni for Peter Cheyney's mystery He Walked in her Sleep, from Ace Books in 1949.
The mysterious artist who signed his or her work as F. Harf produced this beautiful cover in 1956 for the French publisher S.E.P.I.A.

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