The Embargo Cannot Fail. It Can Only Be Failed.
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Shorter Marco Rubio: Obama’s decision to end the Cuba embargo is awful. The lack of political freedoms in Cuba is proof positive of its immense value.
Give this to Homer Simpson: his causal inferences might have been specious, but at least there were no bear attacks. Embargo dead-enders are celebrating the policy triumph of the Bear Patrol even though a bear wanders through their backyard and damages their house at least twice a day.