Artybollocks generator
Artist statements are difficult things to write. Maybe you hate writing them. Hate no more. Generate your own artist statement for free at the click of a button. If you don't like it, generate another one. Use the statement for funding applications, exhibitions, curriculum vitae, websites, whatever your needs. We give you permission to do so.
If you need something shorter, we have you covered too. A strap line, a succinct mission statement, an elevator pitch, a Twitter bio, ... one click and you're sorted. More time for you to make your art. After all, that is what matters the most.
Artist certificate
It is tough being an artist. Especially as you miss out on having a certificate on the wall stating you are a certified artist. It would make all the difference if you had one of those. And you can! With a few clicks, and the help of a printer.
Your own personal Artist Certificate approved by the Artistic Practice Licensing Authority. What are you waiting for?
History of the artybollocks generator
Once upon a time... A timeline of the history of our corporation. Beginning at the beginning, and ending at a yet unspecified date when everything ends.
Bollocks in practice
Artybollocks has struck a chord with many people all over the world. Some are struck so much they took the decision to use artybollocks creatively. This page is a shout out to them to praise and thank their efforts.
As featured in
We are thrilled at the amount of appreciation shown for our little generator all over the globe. Thank you to everyone who has taken the trouble to do so and helped spread the word.
