Knife Shoppe

Hi ya’all. I haven’t been very active here lately because I had some work to do. Including that after months and months of heavy procrastination, I have finally purchased web hosting and a domain and started a small webpage for my knives.

www.kb-noze.cz

Constructive criticism is welcome.

The webshop interface does not allow me to display prices in other currencies than Czech Crowns (yet), but I do hope that anyone can convert it to USD or € or whatever should they need to. I will gladly sell anywhere in the world as long as it is financially feasible for both me and the customer, but selling outside of the Czech Republic must be done through individual arrangements and cannot be done simply via the webshop interface (not yet). The reasons are simple – additional currencies and shipping outside CZ are both available for an extra charge and I am not ready to dish out more money than is strictly necessary. Not yet, anyway.

I am thinking about adding a knife-making blog there, but I am somewhat discouraged by the amount of work that it would entail.

I will leave this post pinned to the top of the page for some time.

Teacher’s Corner The integrative power of small towns

As you may remember, I now teach at a comprehensive close to home. This has many advantages, but it also means that my private life isn’t as private anymore. From running into parents while shopping over meeting students at the gym before it burned down (I do have a solid alibi for that one) to them playing trick and treat at my house at Halloween. Recently a kid asked me if I lived close to place where I actually live. She’d seen me walking the dog. She lives in a social housing estate on the other side of the street while I live in a street of nice semi detached private family homes.

This got me thinking how in small towns there is pretty little social segregation. Sure, our social backgrounds are different, we still live in the same nice area. The whole town has one primary school where all children of all backgrounds meet. Sure, you can then send your kid to the more exclusive secondary schools after that, but even then they will meet all the other kids at the sports club*. Not even horse riding is safe and we don’t have a golf club.

In big cities, the social housing estate or a poor part of town will have enough kids to fill their own primary school and so will the wealthier parts of the city. Here? No chance. And while there is prejudice against people living in street x, even the snobbiest parents have little chance to keep their kids from knowing “those kids”.

 

*Unlike in many other places, in Germany children don’t do extracurriculars at school but in public sports clubs where they live. If you play football, you don’t play with your schoolmates, but the kids from your town / village and might meet your schoolfriend at a match, playing against each other.

 

In a Way, This Makes the Iran War Worse

One of the political commentators on YouTube whom I watch regularly is Phil Moorhouse from the channel A Different Bias. He offers the perspective on global and European news from a British perspective, and thus has insights that cannot be easily gleaned from either American or EU-based sources. And today I learned that British diplomats were present in negotiations with Iran, and they concluded that

  1. Kushner is clueless, and Witkoff is witless
  2. Iran posed no immediate threat and was behaving actually reasonably as far as international power politics go.

To me, it looks like the obvious has been confirmed again:

  1. Trump is an idiot who only succeeded by gulling the circa 30% of Americans by playing on the combination of their bigotries, gullibility, and even greater stupidity than Trump’s.
  2. Negotiating with Trump is useless; he is a treacherous asshole who will backstab or betray anyone, renege on any deal made, ignore any treaty or law, as long as he thinks he will get away with it. Any agreement with such a person is worthless.

The Greater Gardening of 2026 – Part 9 – Aching All Avo Again

I tilled the whole big patch on which I tried the three sisters system last year and a bit more.

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I had to use a garden fork, because the tractor is not powerful enough to cut through long-established turf. And most of this soil was undisturbed for about a hundred years, if ever. And parts of it were compacted by the honeywagon driving over it once a year when emptying my septic tank. However, on that front, I found out this spring that I can convert it into proper vegetable patches, because the honeywagon has a long enough trunk to not need to drive directly over it. Thus, I tilled even more than I initially intended – a rectangle approximately 10×6 m. In the first picture, it is almost all done, and I took that picture when fighting the compulsion to make the edges tidy. I lost that battle, and the day after, I spanned a string along the edges, and I did make them nice, straight, and precisely 6×10 m.

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I had a race against time when flattening it with the electric hoe. The weather forecast predicted rain, and I wanted to finish flatterooning it before it came. As you can see, I did not manage it. I did flatten most of it, but I could not manage to rake out the big lumps of grass from the last three meters or so. Now it will be a bit harder to do that, because it is all wet. And the wetness also makes sowing it a bit more difficult, because this is heavy, claggy clay that sticks to everything, mainly the soles of one’s boots.

Since I can use it to grow food, I do not actually need to sow it with alfalfa as was my initial plan. I will sow part of it with green peas, and the rest will be sown with alfalfa anyway. This is because I had to remove a lot of organic material when tilling and flattening it, and because the soil is not of particularly high quality. I have grown legumes on it last year, and another year of doing that should improve the soil further.

However, I won’t let the alfalfa grow for several years and use it for compost. I will chop and drop it in the summer, and till it all under in September. Since I disturbed the soil, shredded the turf, removed all dead tree roots (from my late cherry tree), and several buckets of stones, I should be able to use my tractor for that.

At this size, it is not a vegetable patch but essentially a mini-field. Therefore, I would like to grow grains on it next year. Either spelta, oats, or both.

Despite some grumbling about how the rain did not politely wait until I was finished with my work, I was glad for the forced pause today. My whole human hurts, from top to bottom. The good news about that is that I still did not hurt my back; I am just extremely tired. The remedy for that is simple.

Self-Sustainability Tangent – Part 13 – Froots

In our hypothetical plot map, there are two areas designated for producing mainly fruit – the fruit shrubbery along the south border of the fields, and the small 12×10 m orchard. Let’s look at what fruits would be, in my opinion, most useful in a self-sufficiency setup. First, the orchard.

The orchard is small, but it is big enough for one plum tree, two quarter apple trees, two pears, and some frost-resistant grapes growing on the fences.

Apple would not bear fruit reliably, but when it does, it can be sliced and dehydrated for later use. The most valuable component in apples would be the pectin, because it can thicken into marmalade even fruits that do not do so on their own (like blueberries, raspberries, etc.). And although I did not test it  (because I never needed to), I see no reason why dehydrated apples, rehydrated and blended, should not work too.

Plums and pears would not bear fruit reliably either, but an occasional glut can be processed into something long-lasting – they can be dehydrated, they can be boiled down to fruit butter that will store in jars in a dark cellar for years, and if there is really too much of all of it, they usually contain enough sugar for fermenting and distilling liquor. Which is useless, but…

And lastly grapes (which I would actually recommend on any sheltered south-facing surface available). They cannot be stored, but they contain enough sugar to either be boiled into molasses-like syrup or fermented into wine, so an occasional glut could be made into something that lasts.

Both hard liquor and wine are useless as far as self-sufficiency goes, but they are an indispensable step in making vinegar, and vinegar would be essential for pickling and preserving some of the vegetables. It would require some work, but winter nights are long, and making vinegar is not that difficult.

The fruit shrubbery would consist mostly of small fruits, like raspberries, blueberries, gooseberries, blackberries, currants, etc. These can either be made into jams/marmalades when mixed with apples, or they can be dehydrated for fruit teas.

In this regard, these three fruits would be essential: briar rose, sea buckthorn, and black currant. All these contain so much vitamin C that even tea made from heat-dried fruits contains enough of it to keep scurvy away.

I estimate that all these fruits together should produce approximately 60 kg of fruit per year on average, which would correspond to about 30 Mcal per year.

In the post about the coppice, I mentioned that there should be one walnut tree and a few hazelnuts in there for nuts, instead of firewood. I estimate those would produce about 20 kg of nuts per year on average, adding a whopping 133 Mcal per year. That would still not be enough to keep an active person alive the whole year, the rest would have to make up meat and eggs – and about those, next time.

Please meet Socks

With all the horrors going on in the world, let’s have something positive. Please meet the newest member of the Giliell family: Socks

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I’ve always wanted a dog. I wanted a dog before I could write “dog”, but of course my parents said “no”. Later the circumstances weren’t right. First I was a poor college student, then I had two small kids in a small flat, then I had long commutes. Now the kids are mostly grown, we live in a house next to the woods and my commute is 10 – 20 minutes. The only other obstacle was my beloved not wanting a dog, but over the last 2 years the kids and I wore him down. Now the question was “What dog and when”? The “what was pretty easy. We wanted a small to medium mixed breed rescue and went with a rescue that brings in street dogs and dogs from kill shelters in Romania. Now, when you get your dog from a foreign rescue you have to be careful about some things, just like when you get your dog from a breeder, “breeder” or local shelter. We went with one that had a couple of decades of history, makes sure they visit prospective adopters and most importantly where the local contact / foster mum is a personal friend of our BFF’s mum.

Why not a local shelter? Two problems: First, someof them have unrealistic expectations like you mustn’t work outside the home and leave the dog alone. Second: German shelters are 80% populated by dogs that people shouldn’t have gotten in the first place: dogs listed as potentially dangerous like staffies, bullies, etc and their cross breeds and high need dogs like Malinois or Kangal. I can’t do a high need dog, which is what I also told the rescue lady, so we worked together. Our initial plan was to look for a dog that would then go on the March transport. She would foster until the start of the easter break and then we’d have 2 weeks to get used to each other.

Then she got a foster dog on the January transport and told me: “Come look at this one, I thinks that’s the onbe for you”, so we went for a first visit. The dog we met was still very shy and had to be carried across the doorstep because he was afraid, but we instantly fell in love. The little guy even matched the name my daughter had already picked back when we first decided to get a dog: Socks.

Small tri colour dog being carried, looking very shy

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Look at how shy he was back then!

Within days we agreed on a “test” day and then a few days later went to pick him up. He very quickly lost all that shyness once he realised that finally had a family.

The doggie lying on his back with his mouth open next to a leg. You can see a hand giving belly rubs. He looks cheeky.

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Did I mention that we’d wanted a mixed breed? Joke’s on me.

The rescue guessed that he was an Australian Shepherd mix, which, if you look at pics of tri colour Aussies does make some sense.

Tri colour Aussie in a field of flowers

By Wikimedia Commons

But some things didn’t quite add up:

  • He’s looking very much like an Aussie, except for his build. He’s relatively short legged and pretty small. If one of his parents was an Aussie for those Aussie looks, what was the other parent?
  • No characteristic double coat.
  • None of the herding behaviour I remember from our friends’ Aussie mix
  • Digging. He loves digging so much

Last weekend somebody said: “He looks like a Kokoni” and I was “he looks like a what?” Please meet the Kokoni, one of the world’s most ancient dog breeds. They’re thankfully not a recognised breed by any kennel club, but they have been around in Greece for probably 3.000 years, while being rarely known outside of Greece (but it’s not too far away from Romania where he was found). I looked the breed up and sure there was my dog. Not only were there pictures that looked exactly like him, the breed description also describes his character to a T. Thankfully since nobody has ever come up with any breed standards, they have no known breed specific health issues. They’re friendly, active, loyal and smart and they’re also used to keep mice and rats away. That explains the digging.

So how’s life with a dog? Of course it’s work. My day now starts at 5:30 so I can walk the dog before I go to work. But you know what? It’s doing me good. Getting up has always been my nemesis, and I’ve been known to hit the snooze way too often. Guess what? The dog doesn’t have a snooze button, so I get up at 5:30 and then we get ready and I arrive at work without being in a hurry. Also the first week or so I was totally exhausted because I wasn’t used to walk 5-7 km each day, but I’ve built up the stamina and also my jeans fit much better. But the best of all ist coming home and being greeted like I’d gone to Antarktca in a Tshirt and still came back.

The Greater Gardening of 2026 – Part 8 – Sowing Seeds

I have sown the first seeds of the season. In my main best soil, I made rough rows, and I sprinkled peas in them. It is a variety that is used both for food and as a green fertilizer, and I am only sowing it for the second purpose here. They should grow a bit before the end of May, when I can finally plant various squash/pumpkins, corn, and beans in their stead. I won’t work them into the soil; I will just chop and drop them in place.

And then I was working on this.

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Like I said in the last article, I tilled a new approximately 21 m² patch. I intend to try to grow naked oats in it.

First, I bought organic naked oats in the fall to try them out in the kitchen. I liked them as a substitute for rice, so they are a viable addition to my food even if I cannot process them into anything other than whole grains (like flakes or flour). With that being decided, I tried to see if they germinate, to test if they are a viable crop in my garden. Unfortunately, they did not germinate at all. I was searching the whole winter for a supplier that would sell me organic naked oats in a small amount, but all the webshops I found were selling the grains from the same supplier. Until two weeks ago, when I coincidentally found another supplier. I bought the seeds, and they had 95%  germination rate. So I calculated how much I need to sow on my patch, I divvied it into 20 cups and went on to sow 20 rows.

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I do not have any sowing thingamajig (yet), and the soil was worked for the first time, so making the rows was not exactly easy. I kept hitting pieces of turf the whole time, and my pile of stones grew by another three buckets. In the end, I had to make a row with a hoe, sprinkle the seeds in it, cover them by digging the next row, etc. I ended up with a really nice, flat, 3×7 m mini-field in the end.

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The soil is not dry, but not too wet either, so I watered it a bit, and I will probably water it a few more times until the seeds pop out. After a cold and somewhat snowy winter, the spring is now abnormally sunny and warm.

I really hope it goes well and I get some meaningful harvest out of it. If it goes tits up, at least I have already got another 21 m² of arable land, which should be easier to work in subsequent years.

So far, I have managed to work in the garden without hurting my back this year. Let’s hope that holds.

There (Probably) Will Be Another 9/11 Level Event

On September 11, 2001, I was working in the USA with an H2B visa, in Sun Valley Resort in Idaho. I worked late shift in the hotel laundry, so I usually slept a bit late in the morning. I do not know the exact time when I walked into the communal area, still bleary-eyed and foggy-minded, and saw it suddenly packed with people glued to the TV set in the corner. I glanced at the TV, and I saw the smoke billowing from the WTC towers.

“What is that, some new American action flick?”

“No, the news, someone flew planes into the WTC,” was a reply that did not wake me up immediately. When it finally dawned on me what I just heard, I joined the group.

One of the things that I remember seeing that day (or shortly after) was an interview that was, AFAIK, aired only once. I never found any transcript, I do not remember who was interviewing whom or which channel aired it, and I was never able to find it on the internet either (YouTube did not exist back then). But I do remember that the interviewee said something along the lines, “This attack, whilst unconscionably horrible, is the direct result of America meddling into other people’s affairs. I mean, given how we behave in the Middle East and how we treat the people there, it is not entirely surprising that it happened. America is responsible for the political climate that leads many people around the globe to hate us.”

The self-proclaimed president of peace claims to have stopped 8 wars, while in reality, he bombed 7 countries in just his first year and keeps illegally killing civilians at sea. And whilst his latest warmongering escapade might not lead to an outright WW3 (although that is too close to being the real outcome than before), it has, in my opinion, greatly increased the possibility of another 9/11-like event happening in the foreseeable future. Maybe not directly on US soil, it might happen somewhere in Europe or the Middle East, but a lot of innocent people will die. Killing the spiritual leader of a religion of over 190 million people, a religion that has a notoriety for producing terrorists, will not lead to anything good.

I only hope that when that happens, people will not forget who is to blame for those deaths – the USA and their war-mongering, sociopathic, criminal (adjudicated rapist, convicted fraudster/scammer,  34 felonies under his belt), and frankly, downright evil president. His personal responsibility and blame in this are much clearer than the collective responsibility of the USA as a whole was before 9/11.

The Greater Gardening of 2026 – Part 7 – Tilling Topsoil

The weather became suddenly very unseasonably warm and sunny. Essentially, we have spring weather now, and the “mud season” after the snow melted was very short. And I have spent a few days outdoors, working in my garden as much as I can. I am pleased to say that so far, I do not have any back pain, except for tiredness. After almost a year of nearly constant lower-back pains, that feels absolutely great. I hope it lasts.

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I managed to de-branch all the longer and thicker wood pieces. I will probably not use any for beans this year, because I think I have found a better, permanent solution, about which I will write at some later date. Right now, I will simply cut these into 50 cm pieces that fit into my stove, bag them, and weigh them so I know how much I have.

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I managed to shred, bag, and weigh most of the thinner pieces that are worth using as firewood (i.e., poplars and maples). I cut a few pieces of wood, and I weighed them fresh and then dry, in order to be able to estimate how much dry mass I have based on how much they weigh now. I know, therefore, that poplars and willows lose 60% mass when drying, maples and ashes lose 40%.

All that remains to shred now are thin twigs from trimming the hedge and the raspberries. Those won’t be bagged and weighed, they will be used as mulch on my vegetable beds.

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And as the title says, I started tilling the soil. I tilled the patch where the butternut squash were last year, and I enlarged it from ca 5 m² to ca 12 m². And yesterday I tilled the approximately 21 m² patch that you see in the picture. It is in the place of one of the three Three Sisters experiments of last year. On this specific patch, the beans froze, the corn failed, and the zucchini underperformed really badly. But at least the soil was worked a bit because of that, so it was slightly easier to turn with a garden fork than if it were completely untouched.

I will need to break the big lumps with an electric hoe and flatten the area a bit. And since I finally managed to get my hands on viable seeds of naked oats, I will try to grow that in here. Oats are not too picky about soil quality, but I will probably use some synthetic fertilizers to boost it up a bit. Next year, I will plant some legumes here to boost the soil naturally. If soy beans work out well, this will be their next-year’s home. If not, then green peas or bush beans.

Self-Sustainability Tangent – Part 12 – Fruigetables

Technically fruits, in the kitchen usually used as vegetables – those are the things that I choose to call fruigetables, to avoid any “whell, akshually…”. This post is going to be mostly about tomatoes, peppers, pumpkins, and similar.

As you can see, there are three greenhouses in the map. There is a reason for that – in a self-sustainable setting, reliance on outside inputs should be reduced, including various -icides and fertilizers. And three greenhouses would allow a three-year rotation between these:

Soybeans, beans, peppers, tomatoes, winter squash, and, eventually, also radishes and peas as pre-crops. I think with greenhouses this size, it should be easy to grow about 50 kg of these crops together, adding about 16 Mcal to our tally. But more importantly than calories, these would add other nutrients and, most importantly, flavors. With two-three varieties of tomato and pepper, a wide span of variously flavored sauces and chutneys can be made, all the way from sweet, across savoury, to hot. The soybeans would take care of fixing nitrogen and breaking the cycles of nightshade family-specific diseases and pests.

The rodent-proof raised beds could further provide, in my estimate, 20 kg of green peas (as a pre-crop), 15 kg of carrots, 15 kg of onions+garlic, and about 50 kg of various pumpkins and squash, providing an additional 42 Mcal and more nutrients and flavors.

I think these are conservative estimates, averages, that account for occasional glut and occasional crop failure. Most of these crops can be preserved in various ways – pickled, dehydrated, in compotes – and some can keep fresh for several months over winter (winter squash).

With this, we are almost there as far as plant-based foodstuffs go. The next thing to look at will be fruits from our orchard and fruit shrubbery.

Self-Sustainability Tangent – Part 11 – Fields

In our map, we have five 100 m2 fields to grow food. Five fields for the necessary crop rotation to ensure the soil recovers and does not get depleted. Because self-sustainability also includes minimising dependence on other outward inputs. In this post, let’s concentrate mainly on the crop rotation.

I personally consider these crops to be essential for growing in the fields each year in this rotational order:

  1. Potatoes – 1 field, estimated caloric output 308 Mcal p.a. with 4 kg/m² production on average. This is the heavy lifter each year, guaranteeing enough carbs for bare survival, if not actual sustenance.
  2. Soy/Beans – 1 field, estimated caloric output 100 Mcal p.a. with 0,3 kg/m² production on average. These produce both carbs and proteins, and they fix nitrogen into the soil at the same time.
  3. Oats/Wheat/Spelta – 2 fields, estimated caloric output 230 Mcal p.a. with 0,3 kg/m² production on average. Again source of both carbs and protein (in combination with beans/peas, a complete protein), plus bedding straw for animals.
  4. Alfalfa  – 1 field, essentially as a rest to fix nitrogen and to grow some high-quality hay to feed the rabbits. Also, part of this resting field could and should be reserved for the composting of both chicken and rabbit manure, as well as any organic scraps that cannot be eaten by them.

This way, the five fields could produce, in my estimation, 641 Mcal p.a. That means two-thirds of the yearly needs of one person living an active lifestyle. And let’s make one thing clear – trying self-sustainability is not for someone who does not like potatoes and exercise.

The remaining third of calories would need to be provided by the rest of the garden, and about that next time.

 

The Greater Gardening of 2026 – Part 6 – Cutting Coppice

It is again that time of the year when, whenever the weather allows it, I have to cut and prune all the trees in my garden. Above all, the coppice. If I wait a bit longer, the trees start to pump sap into the wood, and it will be more difficult to cut, as well as the cuts would be more dangerous to the trees. I am not doing a full harvest this year, but I did cut most of the maples and some of the thicker poplar and willow poles. Together with the pile of raspberry and Symphoricarpos twigs, it looks impressive when piled up.

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You have already seen the front pile. The middle pile is the poplars and willows, and the rear pile is the maples. It looks big in the picture, but it is not much wood. As I said, the first pile is not worth much as firewood and thus will be mostly shredded and used as mulch. Today, I started de-branching the other two piles, and the work is progressing slowly.

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Some of the thicker and straighter poles will go towards growing beans over the summer, and thus they will be processed into firewood in the fall. The rest will be cut into ca 50 cm pieces that fit whole into my oven. The thinner twigs will also be cut into 50 cm pieces or shredded into chips, depending on what is easier. These are dense enough to be worth burning (together with the thicker Symphoricarpos twigs), but I might use them as mulch too. It depends on the amount.

And a little cross-over with the self-sustainability posts:

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Each time a poplar or willow is cut, they sprout an overabundance of thin twigs in the spring. Most of them die off in the same year due to overcrowding and overshadowing. I am currently thinning these dead twigs because they make other works, like mowing grass or even walking through the coppice, difficult. But if I had rabbits, guinea pigs, sheep, or goats, these could be pruned in early summer when still green and fresh and fed to them. They could also be dried up as “tree hay” and fed to them in winter. This is, in my opinion, the main reason why an omnivorous diet would beat a vegan diet in the self-sufficiency game, because only herbivorous animals are capable of converting inedible plant material into edible protein, thus utilizing slightly less land overall.

I am currently using my coppice as a vegan would. It is a conscious choice on my part – I am not attempting full self-sustainability (I do not have enough land for three people anyway), and the additional workload connected with having to care for the animals is not worth it to me personally. So I am buying all my animal products, and I concentrate on maximizing the plant-based outputs of my garden.

Dee-licious Potato Bread

In a search for more uses of potatoes, I suggested to my mother that we should try to make potato bread. She went on an internet crawl, found a recipe, and tried it out. It was good, but we agreed it could be improved by adding garlic and marjoram, as well as a few other tweaks. So we did that.

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On the left is a loaf without garlic, on the right is one with. My mother cannot eat garlic, therefore two distinquishable loafs. I ate half of the right loaf in one go for dinner last night, it was so good.

The ingredients:

  • 680 g of potatoes
  • 2 spoons of oil
  • 1 teaspoon of sugar
  • 150 ml of lukewarm water
  • 40 g of fresh yeast or 21 g of dry yeast
  • 665 g of wheat bread flour
  • 4 teaspoons of salt
  • 2 teaspoons of whole caraway seeds
  • 2 spoons of marjoram
  • 2 spoons of crushed garlic

Process:

  • Boil the whole potatoes in slightly salty water and peel them after cooling. Crush the potatoes, add oil, and sugar with yeast dissolved in warm water (dried yeast can be stirred into dry flour). Mix into a paste and add flour, caraway, and salt until the dough is smooth. Lastly, add majroram and garlic.
  • Let the dough rise for 30 min under cover, then divide into parts and form the first batch of loaves of desired shape and size, and put them on baking trays with baking paper sprinkled with flour. Cover with a cloth and let rise another 30 minutes.
  • Preheat the oven to 220 °C, score the loaf, and put it in the oven. Put a can with a splash of water on the bottom of the oven, close it, and lower the temperature to 180°C.
  • Bake 40-50 minutes until the crust is firm and brown.
  • Whilst the first batch is baking. The second half can be formed, and it should just about sufficiently rise in the meantime.
  • Optional – when almost finished, it is possible to apply salty water on the crust.

Now I am going to eat the other half of the loaf for today’s dinner.

Self-Sustainability Tangent – Part 10 – Sewage

I wrote last year about my sewage cleaning facility  –click-. I actually designed that system myself, and I think it is a good design for a self-sustainable land plot. For just one person, it would not even need to be as big as mine is, although it is about twice the size on the hypothetical map. Here is what I think would be ideal to do with that space.

  1. A 5 m³ underground, anaerobic, 3-chamber septic tank. This is the first stage of cleaning, and it separates all the liquid and water-soluble stuff from insoluble sludge. The sludge needs to be pumped out once a year with three people; with one person, it would last much, much longer. And since this structure is underground, it is not accounted for in the map – only the third fourth stage is.
  2. An underground sand filter or biofilter. Which one to use depends on the local geography. Sand filters need a bigger slope, and biofilters deal better with being constantly submerged.
  3. A 70 m² gravel field sown with reed canary grass, Phalaris arundinacea. Why this particular species and not the common reed Phragmites australis that I use in my own cleaning facility? Because unlike common reed,  reed canary grass can be mown two to three times a year for hay to feed the rabbits, whilst being just as effective at cleaning the water with its roots throughout the year. With a gravel field this big, I think the water would be even cleaner at the end than mine is, which is pretty clean.
  4. An 8 to 10 m³ underground cistern, into which goes not only the clean water from the sewage cleaning facility, but also all the rainwater from all the buildings.
  5. A small pond between two rows in the coppice, into which would go the overflow from the cistern. If there were a well somewhere on the property, it would need to be at a distance that a hydrologist determines as safe (in my case, 30 m was seen as ample).

That way, the sewage would serve a secondary purpose as a reservoir of utility water (mostly for watering the garden) in a drought.

Removal of insoluble sludge is the one thing that cannot be dealt with legally in a self-sustainable way where I live, but that does not mean it cannot be done safely, just that the laws are a bit overcautious (for good reasons). In the part of the coppice that is furthest from the well (and neighbour’s well), it could be safely disposed of on the ground once a year, ideally in the spring, in a pile of old, dead leaves or wood chips or both. It would be smelly for a bit, but nature is really good at dealing with shit, and one person does not produce so much of it to cause any trouble. After a few months, that pile of leaves would decompose and transform into compost safe enough to recycle nutrients to the fields. Which are the most interesting parts of all this, IMO, so that is the part about which I will write next time.

Edit: corrected numbering typo.